Business Cat is No.1 at Business
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Product Liberation™ is the primary core foundational tennant of the Business Cat functional philosophy. Useing a full pallette of parasympathetic identity tools, Business Cat makes Hypnogogic Branding™ easy!
Product Liberation™ means excatly* that: liberating products from the threshold of ownership so they can be free and move with the freedom accorded to those entities in which and of whom are free!
This may seem counterintuitive and circumlocutious, but trust me it;s going somewhere>
]f you like a product you see on this web site, please let us know and we will probably send you one for free. Maybe even two. Or maybe the thing and a sticker, or a t-shirt. Or a heat transfer to make another tshirt. I won't be sure until it happens.
Each time is different.
Anyways. By taking receipt of a Business Cat product, you consent (or will consent, in the event that it should happen) to become a business Cat Brand ambassador. This compels you to give the second Business Cat Product you receive to someone else. Or if you don't receive a second prodcut then just give someone else another thing. It doesn't really matter what as long as it's helpful or something they need. The point is: just give something to someone else.
This is Product Liberation™.
* This is a legit typo.